Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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