..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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