Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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