I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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