trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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