so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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