he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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