I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I think my nap took me to another dimension
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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