You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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