I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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