so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Randomize
