people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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