he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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