i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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