Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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