belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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