I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
