Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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