i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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