If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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