Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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