I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
