Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he puts the penis in happiness.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Randomize
