Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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