she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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