I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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