Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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