gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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