i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
