Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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