2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you would pick up someone in the library
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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