Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
