I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
