Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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