Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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