So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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