I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Im part way to drunk.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
