do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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