Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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