You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
How external is "for external use only"?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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