Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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