You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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