I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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