Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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