I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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