I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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