dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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