I got chris browned last night
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Randomize
