im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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