My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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