Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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